All posts tagged: PATNEM

5 A DAY DETOX

THIS WEEK JUST TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IVE UNDERTAKEN A 5 DAY FULL AYURVEDIC BODY DETOX DAILY DETOX PLAN MONDAY YOGA MARMA MASSAGE STEAM BATH 2 BOWLS OF TASTELESS EXCESSIVELY BUTTERY SOUP AND AS MUCH TEPID WATER AS YOU CAN DRINK TUESDAY YOGA MARMA MASSAGE […]

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MINDLESS KITTEN KITCATS

OF THE CURRENT APRX 2678891 FOLLOWERS OF INTERFAUNA 8 POINT 5 OUT OF 10 EXPRESSED A PREFERENCE OF KITTEN KITCATS OVER REGULAR KITCATS WELL THEY ARE QUITE ADORABLE ARENT THEY THESE PARTICULAR TINY SCRAGGLY INDIAN FLUFFY BALLS OF FUR ARE ONLY APRX 27 DAYS OLD […]

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LUNCHTIME ROAD BLOCK

HEAVENS ABOVE INTERFAUNA HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY RUSSIAN HACKERS PLEASE IGNORE THE LAST POST I HAVE NOW CHANGED ALL MY PASSWORDS AND PAID 80 USD APRX 48.75 GBP OR APRX 4973 RPS FOR THE TIGHTER SECURITY PACKAGE OPTION BACK TO THE STORY BICYCLING ALONG ON MY […]

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POOR LOST KITCAT

THIS POOR KITCAT IS LOST SHE HAS BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING ALL MORNING LONG IN THE SHADE UNDER SOME BADLY FINISHED AND COCONUT DAMAGED ROOF TILING OF A SMALL HUMBLE GOAN HOME ON THE WAY TO PATNEM BEACH FROM MY HOUSE SHES ACTUALLY BEEN DOING SO […]

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MUNICIPAL REFUSE SQUAD

INDIAS SMALLEST YET RICHEST STATE GOA IS BY FAR THE MOST WESTERNISED CUDDLY AND COMFORTABLE SLICE OF INDIAN PIE POSSIBLY IMAGINABLE CANACONA IN SOUTHERN GOA EVEN HAS ITS OWN MUNICIPAL COUNCIL AND THEY CLEAN A LARGE PERCENTAGE APRX  87.4 OF THE DISTRICTS RUBBISH EVERY WEDNESDAY […]

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