EVEN THOUGH ALL MANIFESTATIONS OF KAMADHENU THE DIVINE BOVINE GODDESS OF PLENTY ARE DEVOUTLY WORSHIPPED THEY STILL NEED TO WORK FOR A LIVING THIS NON MILKY SURABHI HAS A VERY TEDIOUS AND REPETITIOUS OCCUPATION DIRECTING TRAFFIC TOWARDS PALOLEM IN APRX 12 HOUR SHIFTS ALTHOUGH HE […]
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MINDLESS KITTEN KITCATS
OF THE CURRENT APRX 2678891 FOLLOWERS OF INTERFAUNA 8 POINT 5 OUT OF 10 EXPRESSED A PREFERENCE OF KITTEN KITCATS OVER REGULAR KITCATS WELL THEY ARE QUITE ADORABLE ARENT THEY THESE PARTICULAR TINY SCRAGGLY INDIAN FLUFFY BALLS OF FUR ARE ONLY APRX 27 DAYS OLD […]
ROLL OVER JOJO
THE OWNERS OF THIS 6 MONTH OLD NOTORIOUSLY STUPID JUVENILE TONY HAVE TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO CHRISTEN HIM JOJO THATS A RIDICULOUS NAME FOR A TONY EVERYDAY JOJO PARADES UP AND DOWN THIS SMALL PICTURESQUE BAY OF COLOMB LATCHING ON TO ANY PASSING WESTERN […]
LUNCHTIME ROAD BLOCK
HEAVENS ABOVE INTERFAUNA HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY RUSSIAN HACKERS PLEASE IGNORE THE LAST POST I HAVE NOW CHANGED ALL MY PASSWORDS AND PAID 80 USD APRX 48.75 GBP OR APRX 4973 RPS FOR THE TIGHTER SECURITY PACKAGE OPTION BACK TO THE STORY BICYCLING ALONG ON MY […]
RARE COW PRANK
SITUATED IN THE STATE OF KARNATAKA GOKARNA TOWN IS 1 OF THE 7 IMPORTANT HINDU PILGRIMAGE CENTRES WITHIN INDIA I HAVENT A CLUE WHICH THE OTHER 6 ARE GOKARNA TRANSLATED FROM SANSKRIT LITERALLY MEANS COWS EAR IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE BLUE […]
POOR LOST KITCAT
THIS POOR KITCAT IS LOST SHE HAS BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING ALL MORNING LONG IN THE SHADE UNDER SOME BADLY FINISHED AND COCONUT DAMAGED ROOF TILING OF A SMALL HUMBLE GOAN HOME ON THE WAY TO PATNEM BEACH FROM MY HOUSE SHES ACTUALLY BEEN DOING SO […]
COOLING PRANAYAMIC CROW
DURING THE MIDDAY 34°+ C HEAT WOBBLY HEAD THE SAME AS HUMANS CROWS FEEL A NEED TO COOL OFF UNLIKE HUMANS WHO CAN SIMPLY HIDE IN THE SHADE UNDER A GENTLY SWAYING PALM TREE WITH A COLD BOTTLE OF LIMCA WITH A STRAW TO COOL […]
MUNICIPAL REFUSE SQUAD
INDIAS SMALLEST YET RICHEST STATE GOA IS BY FAR THE MOST WESTERNISED CUDDLY AND COMFORTABLE SLICE OF INDIAN PIE POSSIBLY IMAGINABLE CANACONA IN SOUTHERN GOA EVEN HAS ITS OWN MUNICIPAL COUNCIL AND THEY CLEAN A LARGE PERCENTAGE APRX 87.4 OF THE DISTRICTS RUBBISH EVERY WEDNESDAY […]
LIMCALESS DIURNAL RAPTORS
YESTERDAY AT APRX 11:00 HRS ON THE WAY BACK HOME FROM THE CORNER SHOP WHERE I HAD PURCHASED A COLD BOTTLE OF LIMCA WITH A STRAW I DECIDED TO TAKE A SHORT CUT HOME ACROSS THE OPEN PLAIN AS IT WAS STUPIDLY RIDICULOUSLY HOT WHEN […]
SUPER SURABHI BAZOOKA
INTERFAUNA WOULD LIKE TO BEG ITS PARDON VERY MUCH FOR THE LACK OF POSTS DURING THE PAST WEEK OR SO AND BLAMES THIS WHOLLY ON THE EXPECTED POOR QUALITY OF INDIAS INTERNET ITS ALMOST AS BAD AS IT IS IN DUDLEY WEST MIDLANDS ENGLAND FOR […]
RIP PEGGY TONI
THIS MOTHER TONI WAS GIVEN THE NAME OF PEGGY BY ITS OWNERS HERE SHE IS SEEN LYING DOWN WHILST 2 OF HER LITTER SUCKLE MILK FROM HER LACTATING BREASTS THIS MORNING IMMEDIATELY AFTER BREAKFAST SHE BEGAN PANTING HEAVILY AND FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AND DIED […]
BOVINE INFERIORITY COMPLEX
EVEN THOUGH KAMADHENU THE HINDU DIVINE BOVINE GODDESS AND MIRACULOUS COW OF PLENTY HAS MANIFESTED HERSELF IN ALL LIVING FEMALE AND MALE COWS I WOULD MUCH PREFER TO BE A FEMALE COW IN INDIA MALE COWS GENERALLY HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX AS UNLIKE THEIR FEMALE […]