ABSENT MINDEDLY BICYCLING ALONG THE NATIONAL HIGHWAY 17 ON THE WAY TO CHAUDI IN THE 37 DEGREE CELSIUS PLUS MORNING HEAT I HAPPENED ACROSS A FAMILY OF WATER BUFFALOES BINOMIALLY KNOW AS BUBALUS BUBALIS DRYING THE MUD THEY HAD JUST ROLLED IN IN THE BLISTERING BAKING […]
I ONCE READ SOMEWHERE THAT IF YOU LOCK APRX 200 CHIMPANZEES OR FOR THEIR BINOIMIAL NAME PAN TROGLODYTES IN A ROOM ARMED WITH ONLY A TYPEWRITER EACH AND A COLOSSAL SUPPLY OF BANANAS FOR APRX 20 YEARS THAT THEY WILL SOONER OR LATER VIA THE MEANS […]
EARLIER THIS WEEK I WAS KINDLY ENOUGH TO BE INVITED BY FRIENDS TO JOIN THEM FOR A BBQ ON THE COOLING ROOF OF THEIR HOUSE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PALOLEM WE ALL SAT DOWN AND ATE A FANTASTIC MEAL OF BBQD CHICKEN AND SOME OF […]
NAME TONY AGE 53 CANINE YEARS LOCATION COLOMB VILLAGE BODY TYPE SCRAWNY & UNDERNOURISHED SMOKER MAINLY DISCARDED CIGARETTE BUTTS ALCOHOL WEEKEND BINGE DRINKING ONLY CHILDREN APRX 46 FROM 7 DIFFERENT MOTHERS TAIL YES RELATIONSHIP STATUS IRRESPONSIBLE WOMANISER PERSONALITY EXCITABLE & NOISY FUR COLOUR BLACK & WHITE WITH SOME […]
ABSENTMINDEDLY WALKING ALONG THE BEACH YESTERDAY IN THE STIFLINGLY HOT 36°C+ HUMID MORNING SUNSHINE CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF LIFE AND WHO WOULD WIN THE WORLD T20 FINAL ON SUNDAY I ALMOST TROD ON THIS ELONGATED LEGLESS CARNIVOROUS REPTILE LOCALLY KNOWN AS THE RUSSELL SAND BOA […]
THE LOCAL LAZY GOAN AUTHORITIES INTRODUCED SURF RESCUE OPERATIVES TO THE STATES BEACHES IN APRX 2009 IN A BID TO AID AND RESCUE SWIMMERS IN DISTRESS DURING THE FIRST SEASON THERE WAS AN APRX 3.6 PERCENT RESCUE SUCCESS RATE AS 87.4 PERCENT OF THE SURF […]
AHHHHHH THE HINDU FESTIVAL OF HOLI OR THE FESTIVAL OF COLOURS OR FESTIVAL OF LOVE HOLI IS ANNUALLY CELEBRATED AT THE APPROACH OF THE VERNAL EQUINOX BY LOCALS AND UNSUSPECTING TOURISTS ESSENTIALLY ITS A 5 DAY BENDER OF LOUD DRUMS HOUSE VISITING CURRY EATING PAINT […]
DOGS GOT A BONE ALL OF HIS OWN WEDNESDAY MORNING MIDDLE OF THE ROAD NOT MY WORDS BUT LYRICS FROM THE BETA BAND TRACK DOGS GOT A BONE FEATURED ON THEIR 1ST LONG PLAYING ALBUM ENTITLED THE 3 EPS RELEASED IN 1999 WHICH STRANGELY ENOUGH […]
THIS WEEK JUST TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IVE UNDERTAKEN A 5 DAY FULL AYURVEDIC BODY DETOX DAILY DETOX PLAN MONDAY YOGA MARMA MASSAGE STEAM BATH 2 BOWLS OF TASTELESS EXCESSIVELY BUTTERY SOUP AND AS MUCH TEPID WATER AS YOU CAN DRINK TUESDAY YOGA MARMA MASSAGE […]
I AM CURRENTLY DJING EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT LEOPARD VALLEY DOING THE MAIN 12AM TO 3 AM SLOT TO A PACKED AUDIENCE OF APRX 2149 CRAZED PSYCHOTIC DRUG RIDDLED DISCO RAVERS LEOPARD VALLEY MAY HAVE BEEN A LEOPARD VALLEY ONCE UPON A TIME BUT NOW […]
LATER THE SAME EVENING AS MY PREVIOUS POST I HEADED BACK TO THE BEACH AND HAPPENED ACROSS A DISTURBING CRIME INVESTIGATION SCENE THE SURAHBI CALF HAD BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND KILLED BY 1 OF THE APRX 256192 RECKLESS RICKSHAW DRIVERS I ASKED A NOTORIOUSLY CORRUPT […]
MY CURRENT SADISTIC SWAMIJI ENFORCED VEGETARIAN CARBOHYDRATE RICH DIET CONSISTS OF WATER PORRIDGE DAL FRY POTATO TOMATO MASALA JEERA RICE GARLIC NAAN AND STRONG BLACK LEMON TEA NO MEAT PRODUCTS ARE ALLOWED WHATSOEVER YESTERDAY WHILST BICYCLING ALONG ON MY BEAUTIFUL RACING GREEN STRIPPED DOWN PIMPED […]
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