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PRIME KAMADHENU HALLUCINATION

MY CURRENT SADISTIC SWAMIJI ENFORCED VEGETARIAN CARBOHYDRATE RICH DIET CONSISTS OF WATER PORRIDGE DAL FRY POTATO TOMATO MASALA JEERA RICE GARLIC NAAN AND STRONG BLACK LEMON TEA NO MEAT PRODUCTS ARE ALLOWED WHATSOEVER YESTERDAY WHILST BICYCLING ALONG ON MY BEAUTIFUL RACING GREEN STRIPPED DOWN PIMPED […]

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PWD KAMADHENU DIRECTOR

EVEN THOUGH ALL MANIFESTATIONS OF KAMADHENU THE DIVINE BOVINE GODDESS OF PLENTY ARE DEVOUTLY WORSHIPPED THEY STILL NEED TO WORK FOR A LIVING THIS NON MILKY SURABHI HAS A VERY TEDIOUS AND REPETITIOUS OCCUPATION DIRECTING TRAFFIC TOWARDS PALOLEM IN APRX 12 HOUR SHIFTS ALTHOUGH HE […]

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MINDLESS KITTEN KITCATS

OF THE CURRENT APRX 2678891 FOLLOWERS OF INTERFAUNA 8 POINT 5 OUT OF 10 EXPRESSED A PREFERENCE OF KITTEN KITCATS OVER REGULAR KITCATS WELL THEY ARE QUITE ADORABLE ARENT THEY THESE PARTICULAR TINY SCRAGGLY INDIAN FLUFFY BALLS OF FUR ARE ONLY APRX 27 DAYS OLD […]

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LUNCHTIME ROAD BLOCK

HEAVENS ABOVE INTERFAUNA HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY RUSSIAN HACKERS PLEASE IGNORE THE LAST POST I HAVE NOW CHANGED ALL MY PASSWORDS AND PAID 80 USD APRX 48.75 GBP OR APRX 4973 RPS FOR THE TIGHTER SECURITY PACKAGE OPTION BACK TO THE STORY BICYCLING ALONG ON MY […]

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Хатха дружелюбны эсминец

В НАЧАЛЕ КАЖДОГО занятия йогой Свамиджи моей последней садистских Хатха-йога Гуру уходит в НЕКОТОРЫХ затяжной Spiel о реальном значении хатха-йоги В этот момент я вообще выключить и думать о чем-то другом как езда на велосипеде крикет FRISBEE ДИСКО танцы или то, что им придется на […]

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HATHA FRIENDLY DESTROYER

AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY YOGA SESSION SWAMIJI MY LATEST SADISTIC HATHA YOGA GURU GOES OFF INTO SOME LONG DRAWN OUT SPIEL ABOUT THE REAL MEANING OF HATHA YOGA AT THIS POINT I GENERALLY SWITCH OFF AND THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE LIKE CYCLING CRICKET FRISBEE […]

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RARE COW PRANK

SITUATED IN THE STATE OF KARNATAKA GOKARNA TOWN IS 1 OF THE 7 IMPORTANT HINDU PILGRIMAGE CENTRES WITHIN INDIA I HAVENT A CLUE WHICH THE OTHER 6 ARE GOKARNA TRANSLATED FROM SANSKRIT LITERALLY MEANS COWS EAR IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE BLUE […]

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EVER DEPLETING CHICKENS

THERE ARE OVER APRX 24381960254 CHICKENS OR FOR THEIR TRINOMINAL NAME GALLUS GALLUS DOMESTICUS OR DOMESTICATED FOWLS LIVING ON OUR PLANET MAKING THEM THE MOST POPULOUS AVES ON EARTH ACCORDING TO MY FAVOURITE SLEEPING AID THE 1977 GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS ANNUAL I NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT ORIGINATING IN THE […]

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POOR LOST KITCAT

THIS POOR KITCAT IS LOST SHE HAS BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING ALL MORNING LONG IN THE SHADE UNDER SOME BADLY FINISHED AND COCONUT DAMAGED ROOF TILING OF A SMALL HUMBLE GOAN HOME ON THE WAY TO PATNEM BEACH FROM MY HOUSE SHES ACTUALLY BEEN DOING SO […]

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COOLING PRANAYAMIC CROW

DURING THE MIDDAY 34°+ C HEAT WOBBLY HEAD THE SAME AS HUMANS CROWS FEEL A NEED TO COOL OFF UNLIKE HUMANS WHO CAN SIMPLY HIDE IN THE SHADE UNDER A GENTLY SWAYING PALM TREE WITH A COLD BOTTLE OF LIMCA WITH A STRAW TO COOL […]

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MUNICIPAL REFUSE SQUAD

INDIAS SMALLEST YET RICHEST STATE GOA IS BY FAR THE MOST WESTERNISED CUDDLY AND COMFORTABLE SLICE OF INDIAN PIE POSSIBLY IMAGINABLE CANACONA IN SOUTHERN GOA EVEN HAS ITS OWN MUNICIPAL COUNCIL AND THEY CLEAN A LARGE PERCENTAGE APRX  87.4 OF THE DISTRICTS RUBBISH EVERY WEDNESDAY […]

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PARTTIME SHEDDO SWEEPER

MY FAVOURITE PLACE TO STAY IN THE WHOLE OF GOA INDIA IS BHAKTI KUTIR A VERY GREEN AND ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY RESORT SET IN BEAUTIFUL JUNGLE GARDENS SERVING EXCELLENT AUTHENTIC INDIAN CUISINE WITH A BIAS TOWARD HEALTHY EATING BHAKTI ALSO HOSTS DAILY HATHA YOGA SESSIONS OR […]

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