ABSENT MINDEDLY BICYCLING ALONG THE NATIONAL HIGHWAY 17 ON THE WAY TO CHAUDI IN THE 37 DEGREE CELSIUS PLUS MORNING HEAT I HAPPENED ACROSS A FAMILY OF WATER BUFFALOES BINOMIALLY KNOW AS BUBALUS BUBALIS DRYING THE MUD THEY HAD JUST ROLLED IN IN THE BLISTERING BAKING […]
ELECTION FEVER FRENZY HAS DESCENDED UPON INDIA AS THE LONGEST ELECTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE GREAT SUBCONTINENT IS TAKING PLACE TO CONSTITUTE THE 16TH LOK SABHA TV NEWSPAPERS RALLIES BILLBOARDS TATA MULTI PURPOSE VEHICLES WITH LOUD SPEAKERS HATS AND PAPER CUPS ARE ALL ADVERTISING […]
AHHHHHH THE HINDU FESTIVAL OF HOLI OR THE FESTIVAL OF COLOURS OR FESTIVAL OF LOVE HOLI IS ANNUALLY CELEBRATED AT THE APPROACH OF THE VERNAL EQUINOX BY LOCALS AND UNSUSPECTING TOURISTS ESSENTIALLY ITS A 5 DAY BENDER OF LOUD DRUMS HOUSE VISITING CURRY EATING PAINT […]
THIS WEEK JUST TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IVE UNDERTAKEN A 5 DAY FULL AYURVEDIC BODY DETOX DAILY DETOX PLAN MONDAY YOGA MARMA MASSAGE STEAM BATH 2 BOWLS OF TASTELESS EXCESSIVELY BUTTERY SOUP AND AS MUCH TEPID WATER AS YOU CAN DRINK TUESDAY YOGA MARMA MASSAGE […]
LATER THE SAME EVENING AS MY PREVIOUS POST I HEADED BACK TO THE BEACH AND HAPPENED ACROSS A DISTURBING CRIME INVESTIGATION SCENE THE SURAHBI CALF HAD BEEN KNOCKED DOWN AND KILLED BY 1 OF THE APRX 256192 RECKLESS RICKSHAW DRIVERS I ASKED A NOTORIOUSLY CORRUPT […]
MY CURRENT SADISTIC SWAMIJI ENFORCED VEGETARIAN CARBOHYDRATE RICH DIET CONSISTS OF WATER PORRIDGE DAL FRY POTATO TOMATO MASALA JEERA RICE GARLIC NAAN AND STRONG BLACK LEMON TEA NO MEAT PRODUCTS ARE ALLOWED WHATSOEVER YESTERDAY WHILST BICYCLING ALONG ON MY BEAUTIFUL RACING GREEN STRIPPED DOWN PIMPED […]
EVEN THOUGH ALL MANIFESTATIONS OF KAMADHENU THE DIVINE BOVINE GODDESS OF PLENTY ARE DEVOUTLY WORSHIPPED THEY STILL NEED TO WORK FOR A LIVING THIS NON MILKY SURABHI HAS A VERY TEDIOUS AND REPETITIOUS OCCUPATION DIRECTING TRAFFIC TOWARDS PALOLEM IN APRX 12 HOUR SHIFTS ALTHOUGH HE […]
SITUATED IN THE STATE OF KARNATAKA GOKARNA TOWN IS 1 OF THE 7 IMPORTANT HINDU PILGRIMAGE CENTRES WITHIN INDIA I HAVENT A CLUE WHICH THE OTHER 6 ARE GOKARNA TRANSLATED FROM SANSKRIT LITERALLY MEANS COWS EAR IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY IT IS BELIEVED THAT THE BLUE […]
INDIAS SMALLEST YET RICHEST STATE GOA IS BY FAR THE MOST WESTERNISED CUDDLY AND COMFORTABLE SLICE OF INDIAN PIE POSSIBLY IMAGINABLE CANACONA IN SOUTHERN GOA EVEN HAS ITS OWN MUNICIPAL COUNCIL AND THEY CLEAN A LARGE PERCENTAGE APRX 87.4 OF THE DISTRICTS RUBBISH EVERY WEDNESDAY […]
INTERFAUNA WOULD LIKE TO BEG ITS PARDON VERY MUCH FOR THE LACK OF POSTS DURING THE PAST WEEK OR SO AND BLAMES THIS WHOLLY ON THE EXPECTED POOR QUALITY OF INDIAS INTERNET ITS ALMOST AS BAD AS IT IS IN DUDLEY WEST MIDLANDS ENGLAND FOR […]
EVEN THOUGH KAMADHENU THE HINDU DIVINE BOVINE GODDESS AND MIRACULOUS COW OF PLENTY HAS MANIFESTED HERSELF IN ALL LIVING FEMALE AND MALE COWS I WOULD MUCH PREFER TO BE A FEMALE COW IN INDIA MALE COWS GENERALLY HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX AS UNLIKE THEIR FEMALE […]
IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY KAMADHENU IS A DIVINE BOVINE GODDESS AND THE MOTHER OF ALL COWS TRANSLATED FROM SANSKRIT KAMADHENU LITERALLY MEANS THE COW FROM WHOM ALL THAT IS DESIRED IS DRAWN SHE PLAYS THE IMPORTANT ROLE OF PROVIDING MILK AND MILK PRODUCTS AND SHE IS […]
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