BLACK AND WHITE FACTS

AN ALMOST APRX TWICE WEEKLY BLOG FEATURING SHORT MILDLY AMUSING PHOTOGRAPHIC ANIMATIONS AND LUDICROUS YET NUMERICALLY FACTUAL NONSENSICAL MUSINGS ON THE FAUNA FROM THE GREAT SUBCONTINENT AND BEYOND

HUMANS ARE NOT ALLOWED

A COLLECTION OF NUMBERS PERTAINING TO A YEAR ABROAD

2 – APRX NEW BLOG POSTS PER WEEK
9 – MONTHS = ESTIMATED LENGTH OF TIME BEING ABROAD
4 – LONG HAUL FLIGHTS*
7 – INTERNAL FLIGHTS *
4 – FERRIES *
3 – LONGTAIL BOAT RIDES*
37 – HRS SPENT ON BUSES
17 – BEDROOMS*
19 – TONY/Is POSTS *
87.4% – INFORMATION ON THIS SITE MADE UP
12.6% – POSSIBLY INACCURATE
99.9% – APRX. CHANCE SEEING A SNAKE
00.1% – THE CHANCE THAT DID HAPPEN
1,000,000 – POUNDS PERCENT CHANCE OF SEEING A COW
1,241,491,960 – COWS*
432 – COLD CANS OF SPRITE WITH A STRAW CONSUMED
1273 – BOTTLES OF LIMCA WITH A STRAW CONSUMED*
752 – COLD GREEN TEAS
84 – HRS OF YOGA LESSONS*
139 – VEG THALIS*
11329 – 175G FRISBEE THROWS*
10211 – 175G FRISBEE CATCHES TAKEN*
672 – MOSQUITO BITES*
42 – WATERPROOF PLASTERS USED*
1132 – BICYCLE MILES*

* AT THE TIME OF GOING TO PRINT

T.B.C.