CANINE SURF RESCUE

Leave a comment
ANIMAL, ANIMATED GIF, DOG, HIPSTAMATIC, TONY/Is

THE LOCAL LAZY GOAN AUTHORITIES INTRODUCED SURF RESCUE OPERATIVES TO THE STATES BEACHES IN APRX 2009 IN A BID TO AID AND RESCUE SWIMMERS IN DISTRESS

DURING THE FIRST SEASON THERE WAS AN APRX 3.6 PERCENT RESCUE SUCCESS RATE AS 87.4 PERCENT OF THE SURF RESCUE OPERATIVES COULDNT ACTUALLY SWIM

ANOTHER CONTRIBUTING FACTOR TO SURF RESCUES SHORTCOMINGS WAS THAT DURING STIFLINGLY HOT APRX 34°C AFTERNOONS SUNSHINE THE LIFEGUARDS GENERALLY HAD A SNOOZE IN THE COOLING SHADE OF THEIR WATCH TOWERS

THIS IS PRECISELY AT THE TIME WHEN MOST OF THE TOURISTS GO SWIMMING TO COOL OFF THEMSELVES

TO COUNTERACT THIS AFTER MUCH POSTULATION THE LAZY AUTHORITIES FINALLY INTRODUCED CANINE SURF RESCUE MEMBERS TO BE THE EYES AND THE EARS OF THE DOZING HUMAN SURF RESCUE OPERATIVES AND WAKE THEM FROM THEIR VARIOUS SLUMBERS IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES

EYES
TONY/IS OR CANIS LUPUS FAMILIARIS HAVE A GREATER DIVERGENCE OF EYE AXIS THAN HUMANS ENABLING THEM TO ROTATE THEIR PUPILS FARTHER IN ANY DIRECTION THEREFORE POSSESSING A BROADER FIELD OF VISION OF DISTRESSED AND NONDISTRESSED SWIMMERS

EARS
TONY/IS CAN ALSO DETECT SOUNDS FAR BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT OF THE HUMAN AUDITORY SPECTRUM HEARING AT A FREQUENCY RANGE OF APRX 40 HZ TO 60000 HZ THUS HAVING THE ABILITY TO HEAR TROUBLED BATHERS UP TO A MAXIMUM OF APRX 300 METRES

ONCE SPOTTING AN EMERGENCY THE CANINE SURF RESCUE OPERATIVES GET THE ATTENTION OF THE DOZING WORK SHY LIFEGUARDS BY BARKING EXCEEDINGLY LOUDLY WHICH IS A PARTICULAR AREA OF EXCELLENCE FOR APRX 99.999 PERCENT OF TONY/IS

OVER THE MONTHS THE SURF RESCUE CANIS LUPUS FAMILIARISS HAVE DEVELOPED AN EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM IN ORDER TO ALERT THEIR FELLOW BUT HUMAN EMPLOYEES

1 SHORT BARK
WAKE UP

2 SHORT BARKS
HURRY WAKE UP

3 SHORT BARKS
HURRY WAKE UP MUCH MORE QUICKLY

1 EXTRA LONG BARK
TOO LATE GO BACK TO SLEEP

LAZY UNINTERESTED WORK SHY GOAN HUMAN SURF RESCUE OPERATIVES

PALOLEM BEACH / PALOLEM / CANACONA / GOA / INDIA

Leave a comment