THIS WEEK JUST TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IVE UNDERTAKEN A 5 DAY FULL AYURVEDIC BODY DETOX
DAILY DETOX PLAN
MONDAY
YOGA MARMA MASSAGE STEAM BATH 2 BOWLS OF TASTELESS EXCESSIVELY BUTTERY SOUP AND AS MUCH TEPID WATER AS YOU CAN DRINK
TUESDAY
YOGA MARMA MASSAGE STEAM BATH 2 BOWLS OF TASTELESS EXCESSIVELY BUTTERY SOUP AND AS MUCH TEPID WATER AS YOU CAN DRINK
WEDNESDAY
YOGA MARMA MASSAGE STEAM BATH 2 BOWLS OF TASTELESS EXCESSIVELY BUTTERY SOUP AND AS MUCH TEPID WATER AS YOU CAN DRINK
THURSDAY
ALSO KNOWN AS THURSDAY PURGE DAY
BRIEF MASSAGE THEN STEAM BATH FOLLOWED BY DRINKING ½ PINT OF DARK BROWN FOWL TASTING AYURVEDIC HERB LIQUID MIX WHICH CULMINATED IN A 4 HOUR BOUT OF EXCEPTIONALLY VELOCITOUS CHRONIC DIARRHOEA
FRIDAY
TODAY I FEEL A LOT BETTER APART FROM THE FACT I HAVENT HAD ANY VEGETABLES TOUCHED A COLD BOTTLE OF LIMCA WITH A STRAW OR HAD A FAG FOR A WEEK
I THINK MY LATEST SWAMI HAS GOT HIS NO VEGETABLES FOR 5 DAYS MIXED UP WITH THE WESTERN PHILOSOPHY OF AT LEAST 5 FRUIT AND VEGETABLES A DAY
ITS NOT ALL BAD NEWS THOUGH AS THIS MANIFESTATION OF KAMADHENU THE DIVINE BOVINE GODDESS OF PLENTY HAS LUCKED OUT AND RECEIVED A HEARTY DINNER OF ALL THE LEFT OVER VEGETABLES I NEVER GOT TO EAT
BUT NOTICE HOW EXCESSIVELY BRIGHTLY COLOURED THE VEGETABLES ARE
AS ITS SO SO HOT DURING THE DRY SEASON IN INDIA VEGETABLES RARELY MANAGE TO GROW AT ALL AS THE SCORCHING SUN REDUCES THEM TO BROWN WITHERING SPECIMENS WHICH ARE USUALLY PICKED OFF AND DEVOURED BY THE ABUNDANT COMMON HOUSE CROWS OR CORVUS
SPLENDENS
WHICH MEANS THIS COLLECTION OF EXCESSIVELY BRIGHTLY COLOURED VEGETABLES WERE PROBABLY GROWN IN FIELDS OUTSIDE 1 OF INDIAS APRX 325 NUCLEAR POWER STATIONS WHERE THE FALLOUT SEEPAGE MAKES THE SOIL INCREDIBLY FERTILE AND CAN PRODUCE LARGE HEALTHY LOOKING EXTREMELY LUMINOUS VEGETABLES
THE NUCLEAR FALLOUT ALSO MANAGES TO KEEP THE CORVUS SPLENDENS AWAY
NO VEGETABLES FOR A WEEK REALLY IS A 5 A DAY ATOMIC DETOX
A MUST FOR ANYONE WITH 2 LAK RPS KNOCKING AROUND IN THEIR POCKETS
A FIELD / PATNEM / CANACONA / GOA / INDIA
INTERFAUNA 